Thursday, 3 February 2011
How Many Of Us Have Them?
Friends. How many of us really have them? I am truly blessed by having some really, really good ones. Maybe even better than yours. For this reason, I want to send a big peace and shout out to my brother PG AKA Mick Glacier who, for no reason whatsoever other than him being a complete legend, put a £0.90 pence bid on ebay on four Michael Jordan VHS for me without my knowledge and consequently won them. What a motherfucking boss. PG is getting hitched this year and I'm the best man at the wedding so this amazing and thoughtful act of generosity will be repaid by me removing one of the planned Romanian transexual hooker anecdotes from my speech. Only one though.