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Wednesday, 13 July 2016

The Most Important 'UK Hip Hop' LP in a Generation? Sonnyjim Presents 'Mud In My Malbec'






“One should write not unskillfully in the running hand, be able to sing in a pleasing voice, and keep good time to music; and, lastly, a man should not refuse a little wine when it is pressed upon him.” --- Yoshida Kenko, Essays in Idleness, c. 1340

“The two professions are almost the same. Each depends on source material and takes a lot of time to perfect. The big difference is that today’s winemakers still worry about quality.” - Francis Ford Coppola


Daupe! Media has been quietly but consistently producing high quality, boutique product for some time now. Having quietly amassed a dedicated following through good music, clever marketing and unique, limited edition merchandise – the Japanese vinyl market has surely never been so respectfully pimped - the label’s mantra, ‘Quality, Not Quantity’, perfectly describes the aesthetic by which their music is created and released for consumption.

As when considering a fine wine, more often than not you can rely on the turtle beating the rabbit to the finish line. If you’re going to do something properly and with purpose then you take your time, you pay it the due care and attention it deserves and when the chequered flag is finally reached the ends should justify the means. It’s a marathon, not a sprint; chess, not chequers. To quote Robert Mondavi, ‘Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art’. Enjoy the fruits of your labour.
                                                                                                                 
           
Following a recent successful clothing collaboration with the ever popular Champion brand (SOLD OUT) and a slow-but-steady release schedule of critically acclaimed, limited edition vinyl releases (SOLD OUT) from hand-picked, well respected new-age Hip Hop stars-on-the-rise such as Action Bronson, Danny Brown and CasIsDead to name but a few, label ‘curator’ and producer The Purist has always kept his finger on the proverbial pulse when locating fresh and talented acts, still somewhat unknown to the masses in many cases, to add their unique and individual stylings to the ever expanding menu of hand crafted Daupe! delicacies. Collaborating with UK stalwart MC Sonnyjim on the production and release of his new project , ‘Mud In My Malbec’, is the latest addition to a menu already boasting some of the most rare and opulent dishes available for those in the market for subtle, tailor made cuisine.                  


First off, this is not a ‘UK Hip Hop’ album. This is a Hip Hop album that has been made by artists that originate from and live in the UK. There is a gaping disparity between these two facts, one that fans of artistry and music should appreciate. One is a pre-fabricated pigeon hole. The other, in comparison, is a wide open space filled with the promise of possibility. Nowadays, music – all art, in fact - is classified, hash-tagged and slapped with a pre-defined genre sticker before it has even been made available for consumption for the ‘swipe the screen’ generation of millenial media consumers. Some of us pine for simpler things and simpler times; good music and the nourishment it provides the soul is one of life’s base pleasures, and has been long before compartmentalisation of genre became so prevalent in modern life; a glass of fine wine often serves as the perfect compliment. Simple things. 

The term 'UK Hip Hop' in and of itself is already burdened with a number of stereotypes, some of which are scarily accurate and have, in certain cases, caused those that reside in the UK and who make Hip Hop music to be guilty by association. Think bucket hats, crusty hoodies, ruined trainers, poorly rolled spliffs overloaded with tobacco, overly complex multi-syllabic rhyme schemes, antiquated pseudo-boom bap beats, being broke, complaining about being broke, etcetera, etcetera. The list is exhaustive, but it is also long.

To some it is a brand of pride; to others, maybe a few years removed from the machinations of the 'UK Hip Hop' genre by age and taste, it serves as a reminder of why 'The Scene', as it has always been referred to, is mired in a perpetual state of mediocrity and showcases - in many cases, not all - a lack of anything new or interesting to say. This LP thankfully eschews the latter in favour of simply delivering something made up of pure entertainment and good music. This is at once a deviation from the now accepted norm of what 'UK Hip Hop' represents to people both in and outside of the country but also serves as a breath of fresh air in a room clouded by stale, second hand rollie smoke and even staler notions of what MCs in this country should - or could - be saying, and how. 



Released in collaboration with Sonnyjim’s own grass roots record label, the aptly named Eat Good Records, ‘Mud In My Malbec’ is a less-than-subtle reference to the combination of two wildly extravagant intoxicants, rarely mixed, if ever. Only the most flamboyantly ostentasious individual would consider mixing the two, and this is precisely the tact that Sonnyjim runs with on the album. Refreshingly minimalist production duties are handled impressively by Sonny himself, going down what could be referred to as a Ghostface-esque route of simple but effective old world soul samples, including some well placed and nostalgic vocals that compliment the lyrical content to a tee.

Assistance in the form of a sprinkle of cosmic-slop funk has been provided by standalone talents and contemporaries Kosyne, Apatight and The Purist himself. The quality of the music itself is clearly the result of a lot of time and hard work; the sound is crisp and clean yet retains the sometimes barely detectable fuzz crunch of an old, well played record. Judging by his reputation, I imagine that The Purist (who is also credited as the Executive Producer) insisted on all of the source material coming from vinyl. The clue is in the name.

The opening track, Panache, sets the tone perfectly. A smooth and squelchy intro, somewhat reminiscent of a ‘Doomsday’ era backdrop, serves as a canvas for some old fashioned pimp rap smack talk. One era of wolf ticket salesmanship gives way to another, forty years removed, and Sonny commences with an aperitif to pave the way for the ensuing meal.

‘You gotta love it – the portrait of a brother on his come up/We was on a budget, but now we on a hundred’


‘Doughboy Baker’, a smoker’s soundtrack that oozes a relaxed vibe right from the jump off moves into ‘Scramble’, which features the first of four vocal collaborations from a guest in the form of Hackensack, New Jersey native Da$h. Words are exchanged over a beat eerily reminiscent of Jehst’s classic ‘1979’, lending this album a further string to it’s bow in the form of a (possibly unintentional) nod to a rightfully admired legend in the game. The classic Mobb Deep cuts only serve to further embolden the picture that is being painted.

‘Hard Work’ is a self-explanatory celebration of the merits of a constant ethic which also serves as a set up for ’24 Karat’ to baby-powder pimp slap you in the face with a monologue on the trappings of the aforementioned ethic. Classic samples and simple yet incredibly effective vocal cuts – the scratches themselves serve as being percussive, as opposed to a turntablist machine gun blast of technical wizardry – give Sonny the perfect base to flex his technically proficient yet ultimately relaxed delivery perfectly.

‘Top Notch Hoes’, constructed around a lightly chopped and screwed classic Pimp-C quote, is a slice of squashy, bass driven funk that serves as the plate for a dish of belligerent mack talk. ‘Red Mullet’, a collaboration with popular up-and-comer Westside Gunn, sees the two MCs engaging in a friendly contest to see who can say the most fly shit in 16 bars. There is no clear winner.


As the album progresses the picture that Sonny is painting becomes more and more all encompassing. It’s one of those rare rap albums that draws you in, with a large credit going to the cinematic production, seeing one song sojourning subtly into the next. To put it plainly : An enjoyable listening experience. Sonnyjim is simultaneously vocally sharp and hypnotically smooth, the product of a battle tested MC who has honed his craft to make something more musically refined of his versatile abilities within the confines of the booth. The always on-point yet somewhat trance-inducing nature of Sonny’s lyrics, flow and delivery are reminiscent of, dare I say it, a Roc Marciano or a Ka. If you enjoy either of those artists’ music – and if you’re still reading this, then I imagine you just might be - then I strongly implore you to at least have a listen to the album snippets. I can’t imagine you being disappointed.

The album continues in this vein with two further features; the first from Das Racist alumni Heems, who masterfully stumbles across the musical tightrope of ‘Al Jazeera’ like a drunken monk on a mission. The second and standout contribution on this LP comes courtesy of Mello Music Group artist Quelle Chris on ‘Dorchester’, whose unique vocal stylings compliment Sonny’s dormant cobra approach to a tee. A collaborative project between these two in the future would certainly not be unwelcome.



With tracks such as ‘Blue Label, ‘Drugs and Trophies’ and ‘Czar’s Breakfast’ rounding out the album, the self explanatory ‘Arrivederci’ (Featuring The Purist) concludes the experience by arriving back at the beginning of a full circle. It should by this point be needless to say that the remaining courses serve as a subtle and complimentary reminder of those that came before. Red wine for red meat, white wine for fish. 


Consider this, if you will. Hip Hop music and culture was essentially predicated on two things : Party braggadocio and social commentary. Think ‘Rapper’s Delight’ vs ‘The Message’. Obviously, over the years a giant grey area has opened up between the two concepts, incorporating a variety of sub-genre rap ranging from everything from staunchly political musings to heavily conceptualised storytelling to pseudo-boom bap to skater rap, trap and everything else. But the core concept remains; for every Talib Kweli there is a Trinidad James. The onus is on the individual to express themselves in the most authentic way possible, and in this vein Sonnyjim has chosen his lane and built a set of iron clad barriers around it to keep him moving in the same direction at all times.


That might seem like a polite way of me saying that this LP lacks variety in subject matter, which may or may not be a fair appraisal. Only the listener can decide. However, if it is the case that variety is indeed lacking, this is made up for an infinite amount of times by the intangibles that many people ignore when considering the merits of a musical project. Think cohesion of sound, the flow of the project, the consistently high standard of lyric writing and delivery, the choice of beats, the way the album flows seamlessly from one song to the next and the clearly well thought out musical and engineering choices made by the artist and his contributors. 

       
             
Unfortunately, comparisons to one Action Bronson may be forced in the same way that Bronson himself has been endlessly compared to Ghostface Killah. However, in this instance the similarity is not in the voice but the subject matter itself. Fine dining, extravagant marijuana discussions, an affinity for Ralph Lauren and exuding a supreme self confidence are indeed hallmarks of both artists. With that in mind, Sonnjim’s own label (Eat Good Records - the clue, once again, is in the name) has been consistently churning out quality product since pre 2010. One look at Sonnyjim’s instagram feed will clarify his love for weed and fine dining. If you do your homework you will see that neither party is guilty of anything even resembling ‘biting’; it is simply the case that both artists enjoy indulging in similar lifestyles. Compare by all means, but any accusations of plagiarism are unfounded.

                                 


If you’re looking for a fantastically varied album featuring wildly different concepts on every track – as many rappers seem to try and achieve these days – then you are in the wrong place, my friend. Rowdy posse cut? Negative. Concept track rapped from the point of view of an inanimate object? Not present. Obligatory double time faux Grime track? Nope. Complaints about how life is so hard for the artist and how you, the listener, must take the advice of the protagonist to keep your head up and fight through the hard times to achieve your dreams? Sorry, but no dice.

What you have here is a private reserve stock 2016 Malbec. It’s an acquired taste, which is certainly not for everyone. But for the connoisseur who knows what they want it’s a small package of opulence that gives joy every time the cork is popped. Did I mention that the Daupe! bundle package containing a bottle of Sonnyjim’s private reserve Malbec 2016 has already sold out? Indeed. Rappers releasing albums with a signature bottle of wine is a thing now. Have a taste of the extravagant lifestyle you’re hearing about. Or, just enjoy the music. Either way, it’s a great look, and a clever USP in a music industry where the wit and acumen of an independent music hustler always has to be a step ahead of their contemporaries to gain any purchase within what is now a professional grass-roots industry.

Sonny is celebrating success in life, plain and simple. Take a listen to ‘Rapper’s Delight’ and tell me that The Sugarhill Hill Gang are not doing the exact same thing. If ‘real’ means depicting your struggles in a low paid job or being on benefits, then that’s all good. However, if ‘real’ means that you are in fact successful – and not necessarily through making money from music – then common sense dictates that you tell your story from your own perspective. 




'You see, I'm six foot one, and I'm tons of fun

When I dress to a T,
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali
and I dress so viciously.
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
That definitely ain't the wack,
I got a Lincoln Continental and a sun-roofed Cadillac.
So after school I take a dip in the pool,
Which is really off the wall,
I got a colour TV, so I can see
The Knicks play basketball. Hear me talk about
Checkbooks, credit cards, mo' money
Than a sucker could ever spend,
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the Rucker
Not a dime 'til I made it again.'


The fact that Sonny is from the UK should be a moot point. He’s breaking the stereotypical mould of rappers from the UK (not ‘UK rappers’) by swimming upstream against the accepted flow of the water. In Sonny’s world, the salmon jumps out of the water to immediately land in a charcoal pit to be shared amongst his fam. This view on life via rap music from the UK should be celebrated, not chastised. It’s a thoroughly refreshing take, one that is rarely seen but when noticed is often disregarded as lacking merit, as opposed to substance. Sonnyjim is a successful man and he’s going to share the trappings of his success with you. That’s the thread of this album and he has stuck to his guns admirably in being himself. 

And the best part? It’s all real.

Thursday, 17 March 2016

EXPO-ZAY : Jay Electronica is a DICK. The Full and true story, as I lived it.

I want it to be known, before I embark on this epic rant, that at one point I was the biggest Jay Electronica fan on the face of the planet. Every so often I get bored with Hip Hop - this has happened intermittently throughout my 23 years-and-counting love affair - and at my lowest ebb somebody inevitably pops up and once again piques my interest. Whenever it was that Jay Electronica first appeared on my radar (I want to say 2009?), my apathy for the music was once again washed away, and convincingly.

I enjoyed the man's sporadic - and high quality - output, the air of mysticism that he seemed to shroud himself with and his apparent disdain for releasing an LP, especially since everyone and their mother was lambasting him in the press and on social media to please drop an album. And, much like everyone else with an ear, I lost my shit when 'Exhibit C' dropped. But that was then. My entire Outlook - pun intended - changed drastically (an understatement) on Friday 30th August 2013.

On that date, in my estimations, Jay Electronica ceased being the almighty saviour of Hip Hop and descended into the category of being your worse than average, garden variety complete fucking TWAT. We're talking WKD side showing, lads banter enjoying, cheeky Nando's suggesting CUNT.



If this story - and it is a story, a relatively epic one at that - has thus far tickled your interest, please read on for the scoop. Also, if anyone can see fit to tweet this to him, please do so. He blocked me some time ago - before the occurrence of the below detailed incident - for taking the piss out of him because his tumblr account was (is?) called 'eventheblackgodcriessometimes'. This should have served as a hint to me, but I was too immersed in the music and the hype to really process this vital information. I should have known better. A lot better.



Jay Electronica was playing Outlook Festival 2013. I had absolutely no interest in going until this announcement was made, at which point my entire plan changed. I was in the midst of a brutal period of depression and was considering leaving Brighton so I could rot away in the relative comfort and security of Cornwall. This announcement coincided with a number of other odd life events occurring at the same time, which ultimately - and thankfully - convinced me to change my mind. But taking my unemployed, mega depressed, put-it-all-on-your-credit-card-and-worry-about-it-later ass on holiday with a gang of my best mates for a kick ass holiday on a Croatian beach in 30 degree weather was the starting point. Plus - to my giddy, school boy-esque delight - I was going with a single purpose : To watch the god Jay Electronica perform live. Psyched doesn't really cover it. I was fit to burst.


We arrived in Croatia, and subsequently at the hotel, on the Wednesday evening. Quickly to bed and straight to the beach the next morning to get the festivities started. And start they did. Drinking in the sun all day led to partying all night - big ups to Scottish Andy, if you were there then you know what I'm talking about, the dude was famous over there - and a gang of us were literally the last men standing who had to be shepherded out of the castle by the security staff.

Not particularly taken by the concept of sleep, myself and Cold Joe Smith retreated to my hotel (I was staying somewhere separate to the rest of the gang) and kept it moving by simply continuing to drink. I was on pregablin at the time, which is apparently an anti anxiety medication. It never did anything for my anxiety, but if you knocked a couple down after a beer or 10 it would make you - and I choose my words carefully - wavey as all hell. Anyway.

After cleaning up and having something to eat, Joey and I returned to the beach. We obviously had a lot of fun and saw a bunch of other cool acts during the weekend (Pharoahe Monch was a particular highlight) but I'm trying to get to the point here.



Drinking all day in 30 degree heat on the beach once again led to the night time partying when the fort opened it's gates. No sleep, mind you. And tonight was the night, the night I would watch my newly crowned idol perform his life-changing songs for, as far as I was concerned, an audience of one. Every time I came close to passing out or falling asleep I managed to jolt myself awake with this thought. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE HERE, DAVE. Fix up and get more intoxicants in you. At some point in the evening the time came for us to get where we needed to be. Cold Joe Smith, a true gentleman and one of the most stand up geezers I know, excelled himself once again by essentially keeping me upright throughout the evening so I got to where I needed to go. Thanks Joey, you're a legend.

If you've never been to Outlook before (and I'd recommend it), basically you're all on the beach all day, drinking and chilling. As the sun is going down the gates to a large fort are thrown open and you are presented with a number of choices of venue, located both inside the castle and also down and around many twisting lanes, moats and dungeons. It's cool. Jay Electronica was due to perform in a surprisingly small area just outside the castle itself. And off we stumbled.

When we got in, J-Rocc was playing. All good. I was waved to within an inch of losing control at this point, but I had made it and only needed to wait another half hour, so I stomped to the front with a gang of booze and gripped on to the metal fence partition for dear life. I was getting the best seat in the house for this shit and nobody was going to stop me. J-Rocc played, I danced (or at least did my approximation of dancing) and Joey and I did our little two step for a while until, finally, my life-defining moment was nearly upon me. J-Rocc packed it up, the lights went down, the anticipation in the air rose palpably and a figure, shrouded in the dark, gave us the traditional 'CHECK 1-2'. And then, as they say, shit got real. Really real.

Me, at the front, smack bang in the middle. Sunglasses. Beer. Beard. That's me. 

He was drunk. Not Christmas day drunk, not Friday night drunk, not even stag on the stag-do drunk. We're talking balls-out, angular eyed, bow legged, blind-as-a-bat, fuck feeling this in the morning you're going to feel it next week DRUNK. He was clutching the biggest bottle of Jack Daniels I have ever seen - you know, like one of them stupidly big ones that people with more money than sense have in their houses to 'look cool' or whatever - and he wasn't shy with it. He did, however, caveat the entire situation and that of the one to come with the following words (and I'm paraphrasing here, because I was also mortal) - "I get drunk when I do shows because I get really nervous." Not what I wanted to hear.


Yes, I was wasted. Yes, I was barely standing. But the overwhelming feeling of disappointment dropped on me like an anvil. I had my analytical mind on, despite my inebriation - after all, I had been looking forward to this precise moment for months and had spent a fair amount of money to get me in the position I was in, let alone giving my depression the temporary finger to allow me to go anyway. But, in all honesty, that is the last thing you want to hear a performer say at ANY gig, let alone one of this magnitude. As I said, bad start, but I've performed drunk enough times so I figured it couldn't be that bad. I was WRONG. Dead wrong.

The following transpired over the course of around, as I remember, 33 minutes. His set was due to be 45.

He started a track. I can't remember which. Fluffed it within 16 bars. Too drunk. He might have tried it a second, maybe even third time, with the same results. Mortally drunk.

WHEEL IT UP WHEEL IT UP WHEEL IT UP FUCK THAT SHIT, or words to that effect.

Cheers. Actual cheers. I'm confused.

Blabber blabber blabber, blah blah blah. All talk. No songs, no rapping.

He might have attempted another track at this point, he might not have done. If he did, he fucked it up. This I can guarantee. But that didn't matter, not to him anyway, and seemingly not to anybody else either apart from muggins here. The only thing that mattered at this point was STAGE INVASION! STAGE INVASION! STAGE INVASION!

Crowd empties and rushes the stage. I'm still clinging onto the front rail at this point. He had done nothing, literally NOTHING to justify a fucking stage invasion or any other behaviour to warrant any other stupid, pointless, immature school boy demands at this point. But the crowd gleefully accepted the offer; anything to be on stage with 'The Great' Jay Electronica. The great Jay Electronica who, at this juncture, had not seen fit to even complete a single song. A single VERSE, for that matter. I reckon about 15 minutes had passed by this point. My not-impressed levels were growing exponentially. But it's OK, you know, he's having fun, they're having fun, maybe I'm the one with the problem, right?

The stage invasion.
Security are getting a little tetchy with his antics at this point and, after a few more precious minutes had elapsed, cleared the stage for him to presumably continue with his 'show'. And continue he did - in exactly the same drunken, non-committal, bullshit no-rapping-ass way he did before. I think at this point he attempted another song, failing miserably. As before.

Next, after probably a total of 3 minutes of completely cocked up rapping had been attempted, came the crowd surfing. Of course! Crowd surfing! I mean, there's a raised stage and a crowd, what else are you going to do? Use the electrical equipment present to actually perform songs, or jump into the beckoning arms of the drug addled crowd to enjoy their adulation that you clearly so desperately need to feel any level of self worth in that rugby ball head of yours (more on that little bit of psychoanalyisis later)? The latter, of course! And there I was, stupid me, expecting to see some actual rapping. From a 'professional' rapper who never releases any music and barely ever performs. Slowly, the pieces started slotting into place, even through the crashing waves that my brain was drowning in.

Why be on stage rapping when you can just fuck about in the crowd instead? Cock.
Crowd surfing completed, he may or may not have attempted to rap again. It genuinely doesn't matter. It's what came next that matters.

On the other side of the metal partition that I was initially clinging too so desperately was a slightly raised platform, designed so the performer can stand within a few inches of the crowd but still be seen by all. Jay Electronica, approximately 33 minutes into his 'set', mounted said platform directly in front of me to talk more slurry, drunken shite and not rap. I'd had enough by this point. I not-so-politely poked him in the stomach and beckoned him closer, interrupting whatever bullshit 'god on earth' monologue he was flapping his lips through. I said, and I quote :

"Are you actually going to do any rapping, or are you just going to talk shit for your entire set?"


Drunken eyes met drunken eyes and, for a moment, I thought my genuine question might be taken as a form of challenge by which he could undo all of the wrong that he had done over the previous 30 minutes and actually make the last 15 count. I was depending on him to be an adult, and a professional at that. I was gravely mistaken.

Do you remember being a kid in the playground at school? When one of the other kids who was emerging as some what of a social magnet would start up an inane chant, usually at the expense of some other kid who was in no position to do anything about it other than fight (if they could)? You know, that classic sign of low self esteem that is shared by insecure bullies with a platform the world over? Yes? Well. That happened. To me.

"This guys a hater! Hey everyone, this guys a hater!!!!", he proclaimed. And thus the chants, to be joined in with by every member of the crowd bar me and maybe a few others.

"HAAAAATTEEEERRR. HAAAAATTEEERRRR. HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEERRRR."



You get the picture. I'm blitzed out of my god damned gord and now this shit is going down. I was genuinely speechless; add the fact that there was literally nothing I could do and so I just stood there, gobsmacked.

"HAAAAATTEEEERRR. HAAAAATTEEERRRR. HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEERRRR."

Now, let's rewind a minute. It's me. I'm not a bad guy. As far as I'm concerned I was there to see him rap. I'd paid for a very specific service that was promised in the run up to this scenario and I didn't get what I paid for. So I went directly to the source of the issue to complain. I think that was justified. 

And now let's rewind a minute more. At the beginning of this piece I very clearly stated that I was incredibly depressed at this point in my life. Like, literally suicidally depressed. No exaggeration. So, putting aside his absolute incompetence on the mic and his complete and utter disrespect for the show, the punters and the culture, for Jay Electronica to specifically target me - when I had simply asked for what I'd paid for - and proceed to try and crucify me in public was a pretty fucking ugly thing to do. It's lucky I'm made of sterner stuff because I dread to think what sort of effect this kind of attempted public humiliation could potentially do to somebody else who was going through soul crushing depression and suicidal thoughts. 

The irony is, of course, that I am personally of the opinion that Jay Electronica is one of these very same people. Lack of confidence, low self esteem, feelings of inferiority, the need to drink; all of this can explain his behaviour on this particular evening, his lack of any meaningful body of musical work being released, his apparent seclusion from public and his bizarre and sporadic online rants. If the shoe was on the other foot I'd imagine I'd be making him feel pretty bad about himself. Again, lucky I've got enough gas in the tank to see me through. But still, fuck this guy. Anyway. Back to the story. 

Seconds turned to minutes turned to hours. In a position of complete impotence and somewhat fearing for my safety at this point, I quickly retreated back to where a few of the gang were cotching and we got the fuck out of there. What happened afterwards is a blur but it wasn't long before I retreated back to my hotel and passed out - hard. I could barely speak or stand up and the looks of concern on my friend's faces were clear even to me, given the state I was in. The day was done.

Cue the next morning. We've all been there. Wake up and realise you're a living, breathing human being to be swiftly followed by the realisation that you're a living, breathing human being with the mother of all come downs and hangovers crammed into the few inches of matter between your ears. And with the realisation came the memories of the night before. Oh dear, Dave. Deary, deary me.

I got up, showered and returned to the beach with my proverbial tail between my legs but with a palpable feeling of anger still churning in my gut. It wasn't long until I knocked into the guys. Nobody mentioned anything about the 'Jay Electronica incident', for which I was grateful, and at the time part of me figured that if everyone was as fucked as I was then maybe it wasn't that big of a deal. But it was still irking me, so I did a little gentle digging to find out what had happened after I was so unceremoniously chased out of the giant 9 year old's personal playground. The resulting reports were.... satisfactory. To say the least.

With the remaining 10 or so minutes he did manage to crank out 'Exhibit C', as referenced in the Outlook highlights video (the editors must have worked overtime to get that looking like something resembling a famous rapper performing a show like a professional), but how much of it he managed I know not. What I do know is that the moment his 45 minutes were up the lights came on and the mic went off.



This displeased the great Jay Electronica greatly. Maybe the realisation that he hadn't actually performed one whole song had dawned on him; maybe he was having so much fun that he felt slighted; or maybe, just maybe, he's an insecure prick who drinks for self esteem and, in turn, starts genuinely believing that he's the rapping version of Prince or any other artist who is actually worth your time and effort and he should therefore be treated as a male Mariah Carey, diva-ing his way through life with a basket of fucking puppies on his rider. It matters not.

Lights on, mics off. But that won't stop Jay, oh no. Cue the shouting, screaming tantrum, with words to the effect of "FUCK OUTLOOK FESTIVAL, FUCK THE SECURITY, I'M JAY ELECTRONICA, YOU'RE NOT SHUTTING ME DOWN" rah di rah, blah blah bullshit. And then, so I'm told, as he was being politely shepherded off stage by the security (as he was refusing to leave of his own accord), he managed to trip and fall over in full view of everyone, cementing his legacy as the biggest prick of the whole weekend.  Maybe it was that 800 litres of JD he necked to 'calm his nerves'.

Either way, and needless to say, I felt fucking great. I felt, and still feel that I made a genuine stand for the culture that night and told the cunt exactly what I thought of his performance. I'm sure KRS would have taken it a step further. What. A. Prick.



Now, since that time I have obviously disposed of any and all evidence of Jay Electronica from my life. If the odd mp3 jumps on in a shuffle, it is quickly skipped, including 'Exhibit C'. I literally can't even hear the man's voice or look at that stupid fucking face on that giant melon head of his without my blood pressure rising. Oh, how things have changed.

You may be wondering why I've shared this now, rather than before. Truthfully there are two reasons. One, I have been dealing with my own issues and, as such, have not been writing this blog for two years. Otherwise I would have done it earlier. And two? Well. Let's just say that, as we all know now, every so often this insecure, emotionally unstable psychopath crawls out from under whatever rock he's been hiding beneath to talk some absolute shite on the internet in an effort to, I presume, remain 'relevant'. And thusly he has done so recently, talking shit about one Kendrick Lamar.

Remember what I said earlier about that one artist popping up every so often to restore my faith in the music? Well, Kendrick is that dude. Without straying too far off topic I genuinely think the guy is incredible for a number of reasons. Technically a great rapper, covers all angles, incredible lyricist, politically minded but not in-your-face with it, grounded, down to earth guy, etc etc. Not to mention his two albums (I haven't checked the new joint yet) are, in my opinion, two of the best Hip Hop albums of recent times. At this moment the guy can do no wrong in my estimations. Basically he's everything that Jay Electronica isn't.

So they do this 'Control' track and Kendrick absolutely bodies it. Drops one feature verse and proves himself to be without peer in the game in between making two albums of amazing music with nary a battle verse in sight. "It's funny how one verse can fuck up the game." Indeed.



Of course, Jay Electronica has the displeasure of going after Kendrick on the beat and rapping about angel wings and Egyptian scriptures and all that other complete bullshit that I used to buy into. Of course, I wasn't checking for him by this point, but it was a pleasure just to hear Kendrick burn him so comprehensively.




However, obviously operating in the full knowledge that Kendrick has popped that fucking beach ball head of his for good, he pipes up on some bullshit Q&A session whilst taking a break from rolling around in Rothschild money to give his opinion on the track. And, of course, he's full of shit. 'Kendrick is my son, I made Kendrick Lamar, he didn't say anything in his verse, I had the better verse, everyone knows it' etc etc etc. Absolute, grade A solid gold bullshit.

He obviously hasn't been keeping up on current events as far as 'Black Lives Matter' protestors adopting one of Kendrick's fucking songs as the official theme for fighting the power. Fighting injustice. Fighting for equality. Protesting in the face of police brutality. All the while Jay Electronica is flitting about the English countryside and shooting ducks with his billionairess waif by his side (I assume).

While Jay Electronica is hiding in his little hole and doing precisely fuck all, writing bullshit verses about being a black saviour or black jesus and drinking from the everlasting fountain of youth with Abyssinian angels, and NOT releasing any music, Kendrick's music is currently having this effect on real people, in real life, with real problems, looking for real solutions.







Not to mention behaviour like this :



Not hiding away and TALKING about doing shit. ACTUALLY DOING SHIT. Making a difference in the world. Using his platform to send an important message and to try and do some good in the world, all the while making incredible albums of music. Basically everything Jay Electronica isn't doing, and never, ever will do. Talk about self obsessed, delusional thinking.

Does anyone give a shit if this clown ever releases an album now? You know my take on this. As I read the other day, 'Jay Electronica is the only dude who's been up and coming since '05'. Doing your best mean girls impression with your little fan base on your little online Q&A session will do nothing to change the fact that nobody really cares anymore. Nobody gives a shit about the breath in the trees or how many messages from Moses you found in a laminated wooden box at the top of a fucking mountain.

Kendrick Lamar you are NOT, you big brick headed motherfucker. Get drunk, get on Twitter and get Erykah Badu and Jay Z to call you to shut it down because you're a drunken prick with no self control. Delete all of your Twitter posts. Repeat every so often. Never grow up, you Peter Pan ass motherfucker.

'eventheblackgodcriessometimes'. Maybe the black god should try growing up, maybe laying off the booze and ego stimulants and try NOT being a cock sometimes. Or you could release some music? Maybe not.

Ladies and gents, I give you Jay Electronica - a true twat amongst men.

Hanging out with a dude so you can steal his girl. Classy. 

And, as a footnote, let us not forget that he stole his Mrs off some other guy, even if he was a 1% tory douche bag. Snakey motherfucker. And bearing in mind that she is a Rothschild, it may be worth considering that they are pretty much single handedly responsible for the gap between rich and poor in this world. Literally. What a fucking joke. Are they still together? Who knows. Who cares?


So yeah, Jay Electronica. Can't wait for the album mate. When's it dropping? Oh yeah, two thousand and NEVER. Get fucked you butter nut squash headed dweeb. Suck out for eternity.


Sincerely,

A one time fan who got wise to your bullshit.


God I hate this prick.



Otherwise, it was a real swell time. Big up Rag N Bone, Beth (thanks love!), 184, Neil B, Beth 2, Cold Joe Smith, Tyni, Dabbla, Sumgii, Lulu, Marieke, Syntax, Pete Cannon and anyone else that was there that I clearly don't remember. Oh, and Scottish Andy. Thanks, man.





Thursday, 3 March 2016

I Don't Do Promo For Other Rappers. EVER. Apart from now. And Maybe later.

Nepotism, baby. It's the only way to ensure that you never really appreciate someone else or their efforts unless you know them on a personal level. There's 7 billion people in this world and I can guarantee you at least 95% of them are idiots and the other 4.99% are probably shit rappers. And that just leaves the rest of us.




Rupert has returned, in human and aural form. He put in a cracking performance at Slipjam last night (second only to my own, of course) promoting his new EP joint, SYLO. Sort Your Life Out. Pretty good advice, especially to a complete r-tard such as myself. Oh, and his mum was there too. She's a grade A top lady. Big up Lois, because she also enjoyed my unique brand of self deprecating spiritual lyrical miracle. Some kid actually said spiritual lyrical miracle on stage last night. Can you believe that shit? It's 2016 dude, have some self respect. Anyway, I digress.

"I've been gone for a hot minute. A hot minute being 8 years" was probably my favourite non-rapped line from last night, and having been gone for a room temperature minute myself I can wholly understand the hustle. I'm sure Rupert won't mind me mentioning that we are both part of the 'not playing with a full deck poker club', and as mentioned previously, creativity and consistency with creativity generally take a pretty huge hit when you look in the mirror and see a giant pile of steaming shite looking back at you - apart from the days, or sometimes weeks and months where you occasionally see the muscle bound, mega talented human god that your brain also tells you that you possibly are from time to time.

Despite the fact that Rup looks like a Swedish backpacker trained in holistic medicine, do not ever judge a book by its cover. I once saw a 5ft 7" dude wearing paint covered school shoes beat a professional basketball player in a game of one on one. Didn't see that one coming, just like you didn't expect to see or hear this dairy skinned goldilocks brer spitting delicious heat bars about piff and sniff and depression and family and general road man thuggery to make you want to shoot up the strip club with a nickel plated deuce deuce before speeding off in the hot whip to nail blonde chicks with silicone enhanced titties on the balcony of a beach front condo.

Rup made and continues to make fantastic music. Don't be a bitch about it. At least watch his fantastic SYLO video. Next up is at least streaming his fantastic new SYLO EP. And if you really want to go balls deep into the clam of human and musical appreciation, literally part with a small amount of money so you can enjoy it in your own time and show your appreciation for a dude who prefers Nelly's 'Country Grammar' over Jay-Z's 'Blueprint'.

I never said he wasn't a weirdo. But who isn't?

WATCH :



STREAM/BUY : And I'm guessing here : Soundcloud, Bandcamp, iTunes, Spotify etc etc. The PC at work won't let me access the links. Yes, I do have a job. I've been SMLO. Not as catchy. And work is shit if you really think about it.

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Thursday, 6 March 2014

Lord Finesse @ THE PUB - Rarekind Records Xmas Party 06/12/2013



On Friday 6th December the good people at Rarekind Records (assisted by Slice Of Spice) hosted their inaugural Christmas Party at The Black Lion Pub in Brighton. I’m not sure why the pub is called ‘The Black Lion’ to be honest… I think ‘The Meat Market’ or ‘The Shooting Gallery’ or ‘Quench Thy Thirst’ would be far more apt names as on any given night you can encounter the thirstiest of the thirsty up in that bitch. Men and women so very thirsty that they would put that Salvadorian bird-and-turtle-blood drinking fisherman castaway dude to shame. 

MEAT MARKET (Pause)

The place should be sponsored by Sprite; ‘The Black Lion : Obey Your Thirst’. That’s what it should say over the door. I love it in that place. Even someone such as myself who, in terms of thirst, retains as much water as a camel or a large cactus in the middle of a blistering heat wave starts feeling parched up in that joint. The place just cultivates thirst. Imagine Mo Farah running a desert marathon with his only refreshment option being a bag ready salted crisps WITH EXTRA SALT. Damn it all to hell guys, we’re talking about real THIRST here.


Anyway, I digress. The only thing better than seeing Lord Finesse live is seeing Lord Finesse live, at Christmas time, for FREE, in your LOCAL BOOZER. No rapping, just back to back bangers and chicks dancing. Craziness. I was hosting this little shindig (which, for my part, was sponsored by Mandy and grossly overpriced Gin and tonics) and by the end of the night I was literally dancing on the fucking tables. 

A Hip Hop Legend DJing At The Local Boozer.

Boogie Blind (who is possibly one of the coolest dudes to ever live) was there also but didn’t play because Finesse was having too much fun. We ducked out with Neil B for a doobie instead. All the heads were inside and it was a right old knees up.

Boogie, Me, Neil B


At the end of the night I got my fan boy swag on and copped a flick with Lord Finesse himself. He then gave me his bottle of Hennessey. Merry Fucking Christmas.

Jem 357, Lord Finesse, Me


Me and a Christmas present courtesy of Lord Finesse himself. Happy days.




Friday, 13 April 2012

Famous Brighton Hip Hop Producer Wins 1987 NBA All Star MVP



NOBODY TOLD ME IDO COULD BALL. AND THAT HE WAS SO OLD

Thursday, 19 January 2012

SM Bozack Radio

What do you get if you get super producers 184 & The Purist, vinyl aficionado Joe Bozack and all round SMB/High Focus rap bad boy Dirty Dike together in a room? You get SM Bozack radio stupid. What is you, ignant? Jheeeez.



Basically, the boys get together with a whole bunch of beers, a sprinkling of piff, some killer records and some witty banter and bring you possibly the most entertaining shit you will see or hear since Noels House Party got locked off. Complete with audience interaction and special giveaways it is thoroughly suggested that you tune in to get your fix. The next show goes live on the SM Bozack ustream channel this friday at 7.30 PM (GMT) and features special guest Leaf Dog (High Focus). I was a special guest once. I brought the lads some chicken nuggets and the entire phone convo was taped without my knowledge. I sounded sooo gangsta. They now owe me my own guest spot on the show and a billion pounds. Stay tuned for that.

Check the links below to get involved -

CHECK OUT THE USTREAM CHANNEL

LIKE THE FACEBOOK PAGE

EPISODE 1

.... And youll have to search for the rest yourselves cause I cant be fucked haha. Enjoy.

Monday, 16 January 2012

Longusto : Lincoln To Brighton Mixtape (Free Download)



Featuring yours truly and a bunch of other reprobates. Its free.

DOWNLOAD

Beat Butcha - 'Perception'

My boy Beat Butcha is an absolute nut on the boards. Having been grinding for years (I met him about 12 years ago, he was wearing a patterned Pure Playaz shirt, thats gangsta) he is now making some serious power moves having been working with Sean Price, Mobb Deep, Mac Miller and G Unit to name but a few.

Please take a moment to fully appreciate this instrumental he hooked up for the one and only Talk Of New York Tony Yayo and also marvel at the absolutely fucking ridiculous visuals to boot. A sight to behold.



****EDIT****

Butcha just saw this post and was kind enough to send me through a flick of him in a Pure Playaz shirt ... But its not the same one! Who owns more than one PP button up? Beat Butcha, thats who! Oh, and check out Chemo looking mad prang in the background haha. RIP Guru.

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Supernatural Burns Australian MC; I lose my bottle



Ok, so the following footage is taken from a show that went down at Camden Barfly about a year or so ago. To cut a long story short, Stig and I did a gig in Swansea last year warming up for Louis Logic and Akil from Jurassic 5. Both of them were/are super sound geezers and Akil informed us that he was playing in Camden a couple of weeks later and very kindly offered to put us on the guestlist.

So, we turn up to the show just as Akil is beginning the part of his set where he brings guests that he rates to come up and spit a verse, which included Stig and myself. We both got up and did our thing, part written part freestyle, which was then followed by this poor Australian chap that you see getting ripped by Supernat. Truthfully the dude was OK but had no mic control whatsoever so nobody could hear a word he said, hence Supernat's line that alludes to that fact. I must admit I don't remember him directly dissing Supernat, however.

Anyway, as you can see from the footage, Supernat starts going in on the dude, cause well, that's what he does. The funny thing is, and I'd forgot abut this, is that I'd drank a sufficient amount of beer to A) feel this attack on the dude was unjustified and B) thought that I was the one to stand up and do something about it. If you pay attention at about the 44 second mark the camera pans across and you see me holding the mic in anticipation. I was truthfully planning on jumping in and sparring with Supernatural... I mean, that would be a pretty cool story right?

Fast forward to 1.33 and the tables have turned. Despite it being less than a minute later, I no longer have the mic because I remember a palpable feeling of terror washing over me as I stood waiting. He'd carried on going for 48 seconds after I'd decided to give it a dig, which is not a long time, but when you're on stage preparing to battle (even more so when you're in a battle getting cussed out) it seems like an eternity. So, for better or worse (probably better) I decided that it was NOT a good idea to spar with the god. Although, saying that now, I do regret it. This footage only popped up recently, I had literally forgot about it until this point. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but then again, so is not being crucified on stage by a certified veteran. You live and you learn. Observe -



Big up Supernat's faux English accent at the end. He also deserves credit for influencing Scizzahz and Wizard to come up with the term CHWOITTTT!!!!! Long story; you'll have to ask them about that.

Once reminded of this occasion, I scoured the depths of my Mac and managed to find this one photo from my trusty Nokia N81, before it packed up. Taken that night, Akil is not in it, but you can see myself, Stig, Supernatural and Louis Logic, who I think you'll agree could win an award for 'Mincer Of The Year' right here. Comedy.

Monday, 17 October 2011

That's What Eye See #20 - BIG Scizzle



My man @BigScizzle living on that high fat diet

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Pour Out Some Liquor

RIP Iris. 26 years old. He'd be so fucked off by all this RIP stuff too, classic Jake.

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Friday, 19 August 2011

The Best Rap Battle EVER.... And then some



Two good friends of mine and lifelong buddies (pause), Scizzahz & Wizard, doing the damn thing. Nothing in this battle is fabricated; everything they say is 100% reality. And that's whats popular.



Scizzahz - I Still Work Harder - LP Sampler



Scizzahz - Workaholic



Scizzahz - Scrape That



Big Wiz is ALWAYS on his grind. Check for all of his business below, including his new FREE download remix project and his infamous beat batch, where everything is for sale (unless otherwise stated).

'Spare Time' Remixes


http://wizardbeats.bandcamp.com/album/spare-time-3-remixes

Beats for sale (some of which have already been claimed by me!)

http://osbz.bandcamp.com/

CHWOOIIITTTT!!!!!

Wednesday, 27 July 2011

Granville Sessions : Pubsteppin'

Big up the big man Aaron Jackson, not only is dude a top notch writer for Knowledge Magazine (www.kmag.co.uk) who has also been kind enough to feature yours truly in the publication, but he is also a certified bad man with the bars alongside his cohorts in Granville Sessions, a crew local to myself in the dutty streets south of the river. Be sure to check their debut LP 'No State' being released through Brixton based Trinity Music on 1st August 2011. See below for the video and further info on the crew.



(Video made by Chris Hugall)

"Since forming in the summer of 2008 Granville Sessions have supported the likes of Necro,Coki, Congo Natty, Kashmere, Stig of The Dump, Tenor Fly, and many more established acts. The band pride themselves on their live show and deliver a weighty combination of sample based productions and live instrumentation. The sound draws on a wide range of influences and is constantly evolving, Hip Hop is definitely the foundation of their sound but dont be suprised if you hear elements of Reggae, Jungle and even Afro Beat along the way. In terms of vocals the bands three MCs; Mnsr Frites, Luca Brazi and The Archetype, endeavour to honour the tradition of MCing through their work. Many topics are covered; some jovial, some serious. In short, they're a must-see for any live Hip Hop fan."

CHECK IT OWWWWWT

Monday, 25 July 2011

THE SUNNY EP - FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!



Available for FREE DOWNLOAD right NOW!!!!!!! ----> http://enlish.bandcamp.com

Despite the fact that in the UK the summer seems to have decided not to happen this year, you can still enjoy it with the help of your ears, your imagination, and preferably some alcohol, weed and burned meat.

If the summer does ever start, bump this. It will make it a lot better.

ALSO INCLUDES ACCAPELLA OF 'GOLD' FOR ALL YOU PRODUCERS OUT THERE TO REMIX

*THE COLD LAZARUS LP IS STILL AVAILABLE, DISCOUNT PRICE (CHEAPER THAN BANDCAMP) AVAILABLE AT BIGDAVESBODEGA.BIGCARTEL.COM - CDS & ONLY A FEW USB KEYS LEFT*

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released 25 July 2011
F.U. Music Presents : Enlish - The Sunny EP

1. 'Intro'. Produced by Ruff Snippets. Cuts by Ruff Snippets & Headnod.

2. 'A Hard Days Work'. Produced by The Evil Sun

3. 'Sunny'. Produced by Wizard. Cuts by Jimmy Penguin.

4. 'Untitled'. Featuring Joker Starr & Dabbla (LDZ). Produced by KD. Additional production by Jimmy Penguin.

5. Ruff Snippets Interlude. Produced by Ruff Snippets.

6. 'We Go'. Featuring Ceezlin. Produced By Mad Hatter.

7. 'Gold'. Featuring Rebecca Stephens, Dr Syntax and Verb T. Produced by Verb T.

All tracks mastered by Jimmy Penguin.

Artwork courtesy of www.bukioe.com

DOWNLOAD - http://enlish.bandcamp.com


DON'T SLEEP!!!!!



Friday, 22 July 2011

The Karate Kid Chronicles Vol. 2



John Kreese. Everybody hated this dude, without exception. When I was a kid I thought he was the embodiment of pure evil, not only because he encouraged the Cobra Kai students to be absolute pricks at any and every given opportunity, but because as a very young man he scared the shit out of me. As Mr Miyagi said himself - "No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do." Sounds like my first driving instructor, although that’s a different story entirely. I still hate both of them, but probably Kreese just a little bit more.



Anyway, from day dot it became plainly obvious to me that there was nothing worse in this world than a bad Karate teacher. Luckily, my Karate teacher was not an inherently evil, psychologically imbalanced sociopath, so I was safe , but it is a shame to say that not all of us were so fortunate. An unjust, hilarious shame.



Take my boy Birdseye for example. He recently got married and this particular story formed part of my best man's speech at the wedding reception. At the tender age of 14 he began his Karate schooling under the watchful eye of one 'Sensei' Richard Millen at the Millen Kai Dojo, spurred on by a fascination with 'the way of the open hand' and, as is usually the case, the urge to become a super badass chop socky dude, contrary to all of the rules and policies involved in taking Karate seriously. However, after a period of two years intensive study, it must have been quite obvious that Birdseye was more than dedicated to the art, attending the dojo 3 or 4 times a week and sometimes more in an effort to become an unstoppable killing machine/master of mind, body and spirit.



Having amassed a number of impressive accolades over the years, including both regional and national Karate championship competition wins to help solidify his position and standing as a black belt master of the art, it is somewhat bizarre that some of Sensei Millen's dubious teaching techniques did not warrant a number of raised eyebrows from both the students and, in many cases, the parents of the students who attended the dojo on a weekly basis.



One of these methods, as I have been told, involved Sensei Millen picking a student at random who was subsequently blindfolded and then made to stand in the centre of a ring of other students. Once in place, the circle of students were then instructed to attack the blindfolded student at random and without warning, with Sifu instructing the blindfoldee to use their natural instinct and chi energy to deflect the attacks without using their sight. Imagine Luke in Star Wars Episode IV trying to deflect the laser blasts from the remote droid on the Millennium Falcon with the blast shield on his helmet down, then multiply the remote droid by 7 or 8 and you begin to get the picture. You then multiply this technique by X amount of days, adding in any other amount of bizarre 'training techniques' and then spread the entire experience over 2 years. Sounds pretty fucking bizarre, doesn't it?



Fast forward to age 16 and in a conscientious effort to ace his GCSE's, young padawan Birdseye decides to take a break from his gruelling schedule at the dojo to focus on his studies. Then, fast forward again another 2 months or so to imagine a young, fresh-out-of-exams Birdseye rocking up to the dojo to continue his studies and emphatically "finish what he started." THEN, imagine his surprise when he finds the dojo to have been shut down. Permanently.

Funnily enough, it would later transpire that 'Sensei' Richard Millen had not, in fact, achieved any of the accolades that he had boasted of, not only including his competition wins but more critically his grading of black belt and therefore his legal and moral position to in fact teach Karate at all. Basically, Millen knew about as much about Karate as your grandmother (assuming your grandmother is not a master of Karate, of course) and had fabricated his entire back story to make money through the exploitation of unassuming and eager students. I mean, defending yourself, blindfolded, in a ring of random attackers? Maybe a lifelong Shaolin monk could do that, but even then maybe not. I'd like to know what the fuck was going through his mind and if, at any point, he felt any remorse or guilt for what he was doing.



Despite the fact that Birdseye was able laugh this whole situation off, others were not so lucky, having studied under Millen for many years before being led to believe that they really were black belts. I can't imagine how absolutely soul-crushingly devastating that realisation must have been. Needless to say, Sensei Millen was very quickly tried and subsequently convicted of committing fraud on a major (yet very unusual scale) and was consequently sent to jail, never to be heard of again. It was then his turn to experience the words 'attack' and 'ring' on a daily basis, although in a far more intrusive way.

So, its back to the wisdom of Mr Miyagi. "No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher." At least Kreese actually knew Karate.